November 13, 2005


Shirley the crow, let out a fart,
and there was a resounding pop!
Burns standing below touched his mop
of hair and felt the drop.

'Oh no, not now , of all days!' he said
If only Time did listen to us, we would all be glad!
'I have a very important date,
and she might be my perfect mate!'

'Well then, why do you mind?
I wouldn't if I were you, what with that behind!'
cackled wise old Shirley,
she knew what she was talking about,didnt she?

1 comment:

Sandeep said...

Pooping crows sound poetical to you??
Some people can be SO ugly with verse!