threw the inmates in a flutter,
and it begged the question,
of the identity of the person.
Who was Joanne?
With a gleam in her eye,
old Judy said 'aye,
It must be the slut,
Miss Annie Nuttlebut'.
Who was Joanne?
'Hush Judy, exercise caution'
Opined Martha, in charge of the action,
'It is not our place to accuse,
this behaviour cannot be excused'.
Who was Joanne?
Sheila loved gossip and scandal,
oh what stories she told of heroes and vandals,
'I think its a code name'
said the very same dame.
Who was Joanne?
'Who could it be' they asked,
around Sheila, they flocked.
Read us the letter,
Loudly, don't just mutter!
Who was Joanne?
'My Dear Darling Joanne,
Meet me after nine,
At the usual place,
Am dying to see your lovely face'
Who was Joanne?
'Let's all watch at nine,
and we will see who meets the swine,
who had the temerity,
to flout authority.'
Who was Joanne?
They saw the wizened old hag,
'Why, its this stupid bag'
Jenny she was known as,
now they knew it was all a farce.
Who was Joanne?
She met up with the cook,the usual place being the brook,
The lodgers of 'The Drinkleys'
Had fun over their little mystery.
Who was Joanne?
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